How many times last night?
Seven...
Is that possible?
If you read that book you could do it even ten times
Oh OK! Jerk-off king
What if we stop growing because of this?
I guess we shouldn't over do it
But I keep getting hard-ons
I know, me too
How was this morning?
It's been three days.
Must be nice! I haven't done it even once yet
How could someone who jerks off seven times a day do it?
Maybe your right...
Was Candy in your dreams last night?
Yesterday, finally
I grabbed
- Her hands - Then?
I came
Did you see Candy's in your dream?
No, it was too dark in the water!
Have you seen a woman's?
No, you?
Not yet! But I suppose SangMin has...
What's wrong?
I get a hard-on whenever I hear words that sounds like "pussy"
That must be tough
Gosh!
Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - I'm fine!
Be careful.
SangMin!
Your acting is getting better
How was she?
Of all the women I have touched so far
She was the firmest
SangMin have you seen a women's?
- You haven't seen it, yet? - No. Have you?
Of course, I haven't
YoungJae has a porn tape at his place
Let's go borrow it from him
Sure!
1988 YongChun Middle School
Attention! Greetings Good morning
What is it? No greetings?
YoungJae was on duty last week
Who is it this week?
It's ChunSoo but he isn't here yet
Then the class captain can do it instead
Attention!
- Greetings! - Good morning
I always say this but students should
fulfill their duty and teachers likewise
By doing so, the peace of this society is maintained
And being late for school
is against student's duties
Always remember this Understood?
Yes, sir.
Class captain, you tell ChunSoo to see me in my office when he comes
Yes, sir
Okay! That's it for today
Attention!
- Greetings! - Thank you, sir!
YoungJae! Should I buy you a drink?
No, I'm fine!
Shame on you! I refuse to watch it!
Good thinking! Let's eat instead.
What does a woman's look like?
You sure you don't want a drink?
No, it's okay! I'll just tell you.
It looks something like this.
It's strange looking.
Does it taste like that too?
Do you think it needs seasoning?
Can we go watch your tape when your parents are out?
Only if you take us to the warehouse
with the porn magazines
My dad will kill me. I've only seen it through the window
I'll get kicked out too if my parents find out
Hey!
Your eating your lunch after the second class?
Are you sure you're students?
Good! I was hungry.
Teacher wants to see you
Damn, if he has something to say why doesn't he come to see me
Yesterday I rooted a girl I met at the roller skating ring
What is rooting?
You know, humping.
Why were you humping at the roller skating ring?
No stupid!
Don't you know fucking?
How did you do it?
First we went to the park and started drinking
Then I asked her!
What did you say?
Hey, they call me stallion are you gonna give it to me?
Give you what?
Damn! Shut up.
Then what happened?
She said her nickname was Candy
and she said okay.
Okay for rooting?
So I started humping away
Then she screamed like a cat and scratched my back
- Want to see the marks? - Yeah!
Okay!
Loneliness or sadness can't make Candy cry.
But when she bangs does it really work?
Can you feel it?
Yeah, I think I need to do it just a bit more
What about you?
Don't disturb me! I'm gonna come!
Let's do it too!
Do what?
Rooting!
How can we do it without a girl?
No problems, we'll hook up on Sunday at the roller skate arena
I'm not interested in animal sex
Does that look human to you?
Did you come?
Look at DongHyun studying hard
Yes, mom!
The melons are really sweet Eat some?
Okay!
"Fantastic Adolescences"
She moaned softly and she brought
her lips close to my chest
Then she tickled me with her tongue
She licked my ears
and she kept going lower past my neck
to the angry part of my body
then started petting
My fingers are being sucked into
her tidy cave
Her cave was flowing with sweet juices
Strong aromas of fruit... aromas...
I realized whilst eating a melon that there are many ways to eat it
Of course, if the melon was to be in platonic love with me
I would never have rooted it
Listen to that Kids are doing drugs
and sleeping around...
even middle school students are doing it!
But thank God our DongHyun is not like that
That's right!
What?
No, no. Keep shaking!
What about her?
Kinda flat
SangMin what about them?
Oh! I'll try to hook them up.
Hey, I don't want to.
Wanna ride with us?
Cheers!
What are your names?
My name is Hoon, Park Hoon and my nickname is 'Big Unit'
I'm Min, Oh Min and they call me 'Stallion'
My name is Hyun, Min Hyun My nickname is 'Crazy Train'
I'm SeokGu! Ji SeokGu, and my
nickname is Casanova.
Are you gonna give it to me?
Give you what?
Hey, give him yours
This?
Hey, did you guys come here to have sex with us?
No, of course not
Bullshit!
If we wanted to would you?
You know, I mean...
- Give it to you? - Yes!
Do you even know how to root?
She said root!
I think we should go.
Yes, I think we should.
See ya next time.
Stay right there you little piece of shit! Sit!
Undress
Take off your clothes fuck wits
Didn't you hear me, assholes?
Hurry up and kneel!
Close your eyes.
Now I want to hear sounds of your nicknames
Crazy train goes chi-chi
and the stallion goes hee-hee Got that?
Big unit is... you are...
squirt-squirt!
I like that. You go squirt-squirt, understand?
If you don't do it properly
I'll cut your faces
- Got it? Understand? - Yes!
Start
Open your eyes and it's a shaving day.
Excuse me.
Do I know you?
I'm YooRi! Kim YooRi
From Gwang Chun high school.
Ah, Kim YooRi
What are you doing here?
- I am the new trainee teacher. - Is that right?
It's time for the staff meeting
Your swift attention is requested
Okay, see you around.
Hey, is that him?
Your high school crush? Your handsome prince?
Are you nuts? How can he be a prince?
Hey, you just saw him How can you say that?
But I think he's a dull looking dork
Can't you tell the difference between dull and natural?
New trainee teachers shall look after
your students according to your subjects until the Sports carnival next month
That's it for today.
- Hey, Mr. Gong! - Yes.
Your class for the second straight month finished last in test scores
Any thoughts on this?
Nothing huh?
No, sir.
Well, then keep up the good work.
Good morning?
I am Hwang GapTae the P.E. Teacher.
You must be the P. E trainee teacher? I knew it at first sight
because you were so tall
I am the P. E trainee
Good morning. I am Yoon SoJung Nice to meet you!
I am the math trainee.
Calm down!
Let's say hello
DongHyun what are you doing?
Attention!
At ease!
- Greetings! - Good morning!
Why aren't they bowing?
We are at ease, dork.
- Attention! - Enough!
This is our new trainee Kim YooRi.
No, I mean trainee teacher Ms. Kim YooRi.
Say hello and please cooperate with her
Good morning!
Nice to meet you all? I just want to
say that everyone should study hard
Because your teacher is having a very tough time
as a result of everyone's test scores.
If your grade falls by one for this month's exam
you run one around school playground with me
If it falls by 2, then it's twice around and if you fall by 3, you get the idea?
- You know... - Wait!
If it falls by more than 10 grades
You'll run 10 rounds carrying me on your back
Well, that's enough
I expect extra attention
and preparation for this month's test
Miss Kim we'll study hard,
if you sing us a song.
Enough! Stop being foolish
Please just one song.
Please...
Do you promise to study hard if I sing you a song?
Yes!
Whether I am sad or filled with worries
I don't cry Why should I cry? I'll never cry
Let's go run out to the field smiling
Let's sing a song looking up the bright blue sky
My name is, my name is my name is Candy
When I'm alone I get lonely
Then talk to myself in the mirror
Smile, smile smile Candy!
Don't cry Candy!
Trainee teachers are still teachers
You start giving in to everything they ask you to do, there is no end to it
Think of yourself as a real teacher from now on
Okay.
And I'm sorry about my behavior.
After all these years I didn't even greet you properly.
Good morning Mr. Gong.
Morning!
Are you okay?
I did all that for him.
Do you really love him?
Of course!
Why?
You are really going to kiss Mr. Toilet?
Of course, I will
He will fall in love with me Just you wait
Hey, what did you call him?
Nothing
I didn't know there were such dirty princes
He should at least shave.
Why?
You don't know how much it hurts to kiss an unshaved man
Lips are not the only place
you get to kiss, y'know.
I have only ten behind me how can I fall ten grades?
You should be happy you get to run with Candy!
I can't run since I don't have anyone behind me
You two are lucky. You guys can fall more than 10 places
I'll fall more than 20 places and carry Candy for 20 laps
I'm gonna fall more than 30 places
I may not carry her but I wish I get to hold her hand at least
Hey, you wanna make a bet who gets to hold Candy's hand first?
What's the bet?
I say, you do
- Okay! - I'm on!
But can we not call our trainee teacher 'Candy'?
It keeps reminding me of ChunSoo's Candy
Then what?
How about mermaid? Mermaid will hold my hand first
I suppose you are confident?
What's up with him?
He gets hard on whenever he hears a word that sounds like "pussy"
Must be tough
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not yet!
Don't ask or think about irrelevant things
Your exam is tomorrow
Tell us about your first love.
If you study now and I'll tell you
during the lunch break
Teacher what is 'freedom' in English?
Freedom?
Isn't freedom something else?
What is freedom?
The tampons, you dork!
Freedom is the most important thing.
Hmm, what day is it today? Yes, the 16th
You translate, number 16
Okay!
Can't you translate even a short sentence?
Oh right!
Tampons...
What? Tampons? You idiot!
You idiot why did you say tampon?
You stupid!
Is that all you think about??
You pervert!!
Isn't that a good sight?
Yes. I couldn't wait for lunch time when I was a student
No, I mean the trainee
She's pretty, has a hot body and even sings well
She is just a child
Please watch your tongue
That teacher was my first love.
What's he doing now?
That's a secret
Then what about the first kiss?
Not yet...
but I think I will soon
With who?
Hm well...
How do you make babies?
Do I have to answer that?
Don't worry, we will teach him
Thanks, DongHyun
Teacher!
Just call me Hyun
Min Hyun?
It's a real pleasure to meet you
It's an honor
Me too!
Can I have your autograph?
Oh, sure. Why not
- Me too - Me too
I can't write with this
It's ran out
Why don't we have lunch, okay?
- What's with them? - Try some of this!
I love hot peppers
Oh, it's hot?
I suppose you should try some too
What did you just say?
How's been the last couple of days?
Tough?
No, it's fun?
You made it so easy for me
That's good
By the way, what made you decide to become a teacher?
It's doesn't pay well and this job requires commitment and duty
What is wrong with being a teacher?
I think teachers are the best
I am even going to marry a teacher
You still sound like a student
There are lots of differences between love and reality
Always think twice
No matter what I am going to
marry a teacher
I wonder
who you will marry
I really wonder
- Teacher! - Yes?
You don't have a girlfriend do you?
Why? Does it show?
Yes!
Who would like an old teacher like me?
They say, where there is
a will there is a way.
Someone will surely come your way
It felt like silk
I felt electric shocks all over my body when the pen and her hand
You win! SeokGu your wish is our command
Lets go to your parent's motel and peep at people have sex
Are you going to rest?
Give me a room
That'll be 5000 won and
your room is 308
Sit down
Let go
Is that rooting?
Let's...
do it one more time
Do what?
This time it's her underwear
What? You want to touch her pussy?
No, you have to tell the color
of her panties
Okay, let's do it
No, you can't do that
Why not?
That's something you shouldn't do
But if I win I am going to go to SeokGu's warehouse
Me, too
You shouldn't I am warning you
Miss
Hey, it's you DongHyun
What are you doing here?
Oh. Well Nothing What are you doing here?
I live over there
Oh, I see
Did you come to see the Mr. Gong?
No, why would I? I was just passing by.
Oh, do you like melons?
Yes, I eat it almost everyday
Good, why don't you take these.
Thank you!
- Enjoy them - Oh, no!
Miss
I'm okay. Thank you
Just wait here, okay?
Are you okay?
Sure are you okay?
Just wait here.
Where are you going?
Go on? Take this
Thank you DongHyun
Are you all right?
- Are you all right? - I'm okay. It just grazed
Are you sure? Let me take a look
Can you stop looking?
Sure
Thanks for the jacket
Study hard for the test and enjoy the melons
I'm going now
Okay!
What are you doing?
Hey, come on
Okay. I am not gonna do it
What is this? Is this rape?
I will be your fianc� soon?
It took me 100 days to kiss
Fine! Suit yourself! Keep it till the end
We'll do it on our honeymoon then I'm gonna sleep. Damn!
Honey!
What? I am busy. I have to go
Okay! I'll undress
Wasn't it hot? I'll turn around
Honey
YooRi
I'm sorry! I come back later
YooRi, if you could come back in 40 minutes
No we were about to leave
YooRi, you look very sexy with your clothes all wet and stuff
You want to look sexy?
Thirsty. Yes thirsty. You don't know that because you are thirsty
Right, I heard
from SoJeong this morning
Listen carefully all men are the same
If a woman comes in with her clothes all wet
All men are seduced
Everybody is seduced
Mr. Toilet that teacher is a man too
Let's go
It's raining Where are you going
holding your underwear Are you crazy?
One more thing about prince
Wait! The important thing is to make him
forget the fact that you were once his student
Then it's up to your sex appeal
Aren't you gonna go?
Yes! Hey, don't give up You can do it
Let's go!
You top is a bit too wet
Hurry up.
Dear DJ Bae
Hey, hey! Did you hear!
Big News!!!
Listen! Shhhhh!
TeaSik from another class looked up
the Ms. Kim's skirts with a mirror
And she wasn't wearing an underwear!
Let's go look. Let's go!
Wait!
This will do
I'm soso... Sorry
It does hurt.
Having a conscience is a virtue
and it takes courage to keep it
If you're gonna cheat don't get caught. Understood?
Yes!
Ms. Kim! I can't read the question 14 properly
It says "who is the historical figure?"
Ms. Kim!
Why?
I can't read question 15 Can you please write it on the board?
Sure!
I'll kill after the test
I guess we have to come up with a better idea
I'll say!
I'm gonna look in directly
How?
I am going to stick my face under her skirt
No way!
Are you daring me?
Watch this
You little pervert! You idiot
always thinking about dirty things
You little pervert! You idiot
Good thing I have changed today
That crazy idiot
Mr. Gong!
Would you like to have dinner together?
Or you can starve if you want
Okay!
Let's go
SeokGu, no!
My God! What are you doing there?
- You are really crude, man - Why am I?
You're the one who stopped us from looking
and now you're the first to see her underwear
Really no panties?
I can't tell
She really wasn't wearing any
Anyway, you won so make a wish
Let's go to SeokGu's warehouse
Are you sure she wasn't wearing any?
Beijing shark's fin Woo Long sea-slug
Order something delicious It's my treat
Chinese food is all the same I'll just have noodles
Try something more expensive
Okay, Then can I have noodles with extra noodles?
Sure. Then I'll have noodles too
Fried dumpling will be on the house, right?
Why did you bring the cup noodle?
I'm gonna eat it when I'm hungry
Did you bring the keys?
It's raining
It's pretty heavy Do you have an umbrella?
Of course not
I do!
By the way, you know who will be charge of class from tomorrow?
- YooRi! - Yes?
The class Have you prepared?
Yes, don't worry
What's this?
Shaver, an electric shaver
Thank you but I wouldn't need it
I like the natural look
I like it natural too
but it hurts
No, it doesn't
Of course it doesn't hurt you
What if two of us get to...
Two of us do what?
Do you know what the kids call you?
I appreciate it Thank you!
There must be pictures of it
You never know, we might get to see women from all around the world
- What is it? Aren't you going in? - Let's have one more bet
What this time? Her tits?
Rooting, why? Chicken?
You're on. I always wanted to do it with
a Brook Shields look-a-like
Okay?
I always thought Ms. Kim would be my first anyway
C'mon, can you guys stop it?
You're the only one who saw her underwear
Right, selfish pig
If you give up on the sex magazines I'll give up too
Okay, rooting it is
Why don't we go out? I'll buy you a drink
Aren't you too young to drink?
Do I still look like a student to you?
Once a students always a student
I'll buy the drink
But it's going to be soft drinks for you
Yes
- The rain has stopped - Yes!
I really enjoyed dinner
Don't mention it?
You are going to buy the drinks anyway
You are going have soft drinks anyway
Mr. Gong do you remember this?
What is it?
It was a present from you Take a closer look
This was your graduation present
Amazing you still have this key ring?
Of course I do!
Do you know how important this is to me?
C'mon, let's go!
OK!
You were right! It looks like a mussel
These mussels have hair
This is where you put it in
The holes are all wet
Hey, this woman got two men on her
I got two women doing it
I've never seen tits this big before
What are you doing?
I can't take it anymore I'm gonna do it with this
Hey, SeokGu you are a genius.
I never knew I would ever enjoy noodles this way
The wrapping keeps getting in the way